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Tararrel 1994 T-Shirt

Tararrel 1994
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Price: $19.99   |  Color: Navy
4.2-oz., soft-cotton t-shirt, made by Canvas
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The Backstory:
To best appreciate the Crew's 2011 romp, hark back to harsher times, like strike-shortened '94, when Turner Ward batted third on opening day! This is our ode to the jersey that kicked off the navy-and-gold era. You loved it 17 years ago. Join in the revival.

Heartbreakers Shirt

Heartbreakers
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Price: $19.99   |  Color: Heather Blue
50/50 cotton-poly blend, made by Canvas
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The Backstory:
God bless the Heartbreakers plane, which flew o'er the land of the Brew prior to Star Spangled Banners in the '80s. Before we got all patriotic, we were reminded that if the game turned out to be a clunker, a primo titty bar was just a short drive away.

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Stormin and Vukes

Stormin' & Vuke's
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Price: $19.99  |  Color: Royal Blue
American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Slv.
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The Backstory:
This is the king of defunct-bar tees. If the legendary, Crew-owned watering hole were still in business on Milwaukee's south side, we're sure it would make good on the back-of-the-shirt promise of a free postgame tapper (with your ticket stub, of course).

Tararrel 1987 T-Shirt

Tararrel 1987
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Price: $19.99  |  Color: Heather Grey
Alternative Apparel Eco-Heather Crew Short Slv.
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The Backstory:
The greatest seventh-inning stretch word in the majors is presented here in the Crew's 1987 road font. This one's a lot softer than an authentic jersey, too: It's made of heathered gray fabric like your favorite old gym tee. Rock it with the Beer Barrel Polka on repeat.

Hebrewers

Hebrewers
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Price: $19.99  |  Color: Heather Blue
Alternative Apparel Eco-Heather Crew Short Slv.
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The Backstory:
When the Crew moved to the Cream City from Seattle, they contemplated two team names. This one lost. With the Hebrew Hammer now starring in left field, might the franchise reconsider? Our proposal is presented in the authentic 1971 road font.

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Tararrel T-Shirt

The Tararrel
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Price: SOLD OUT  |  Color: Baby Blue
American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Slv.
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The Backstory:
Seventh-inning stretch. The Beer Barrel Polka. We're rolling out a barrel and desperately need something to rhyme with it. Tararrel? Perfect. A quintessentially Milwaukeean word. We researched it, and can safely say that this is the right spelling.

Deer T-Shirt

The Red Deer
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Price: SOLD OUT  |  Color: Silver
American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Slv.
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The Backstory:
The mullet. The home-run-or-bust attitude. That 1987 SI cover. Who didn't love this guy? Let his legend live on through this shirt, which was created from a photo of a shaved Red Deer. It's a rare breed, like the man himself, and we promise, not an elk.

Brat Pack T-Shirt

Brat Pack
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Price: $7.99  |  Color: Cream
American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Slv.
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The Backstory:
Out: Rob Lowe and Emilio Estevez. In: the Cream City Crushers, who had a crew of young'uns that started to tear up the NL Central in 2008. We felt it was only natural to animate them onto a pack of sausages, and present you with the splendid results.